Dag, that's not even one a day!
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"It's stupid," he said. "They say they're doing good for the school, they say it'll teach responsibility and management, but you can't manage your bathroom time. You have to go when you have to go!"
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That's what I'm saying. Regardless if its school, work, church, or whereever, when you gotta go, you gotta go! If you don't, you will have incident's like this
(remember this HC)?
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Posted by novella000 on 01-10-2002 08:41 PM:
Doo doo brown...
HC?
HC YALL?
HC this guy that works in my office was chitty today?
HC I am serious, he was pretty d*mn chitty?
HC, let me break it down and clarify it for you???
HC HE CHITTED ON HIMSELF?
HC... in his pants... in his chair... in the office... a cube (approx. 7 feet) away from where i was standing... ????
HC he is GROWN AS HELL?
HC Diapers?
HC Pampers?
HC Huggies?
HC Depends?
HC he didn't feel it coming?
HC he scooted in his seat to the bathroom?
HC he walked back to his desk?
HC he was walking funny?
HC it's like his *cheeks* were stuck together?
HC WHERE DID HE LEAVE THE CHAIR?
HC I am roaring over here?
HC the thought of it?
HC UGH?
HC DAYUM?
HC NASTY AZZ?
HC DAYUM?
HC, did i say... UGH?
HC?
HC he got another chair?
HC WHERE WAS THE OTHER CHAIR?
HC he was sitting right there, in his chitty pants?
HC he didn't go home?
HC someone asked if he was ok?
HC he said YES?
HC UMMMM, NO?
HC, for a healthy "normal" adult, it is ABNORMAL (and hence, NOT OK) to boo-boo in one's pants?
HC it makes it 9,000,000 times worse to commit such a heinous act in the presence of anyone other than GOD??
HC DAYUM?
HC UGH?
HC CHITTY MOFO?
HC?
HC we were laughing?
HC for a looooong time?
HC in his face?
HC as though he wasn't there?
HC there WAS a smell for while?
HC he didn't go home?
HC DAYUM?
HC UGH?
HC dookie booty?
HC?
HC I got a phone call?
HC CT4?
HC I couldn't even begin to convey my disgust?
HC one can only provide laughter in such instances?
HC he didn't go home?
HC Dayum?
HC UGH?
HC he had on khakis?
HC HE DIDN'T GO HOME?
HC???
HC?????
HC I still can't gain cognition of the reasoning behind finishing his day at work?
HC UGH?
HC Dayum?
HC EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA?
HC grown azz??
HC HOLD YOUR BOWELS???
HC he kept working as though we weren't talking about him?
HC we kept talking about him as if he weren't there?
HC streaker?
HC stainer?
HC?
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