[Sister Havana]

Stalking out of the mini-mall parking lot, attacking with a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Sister Havana! And she gives an ominous roar:

"Hail the blood-letting! I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!"


Striding out of the desert, swinging a reflective halberd, cometh Rachel! And she gives an ominous grunt:

"I'm going to pummel you until you're a Dungeons & Dragons statistic!!"