I used to change into my Poms outfit while driving from work to practice after school....now THAT's talent right there.
I figure if I always stayed in the lines and never hit anyone doing that, talking on my cell is a piece of cake.
However, there are people like the idiot shit I was behind this morning who simply cannot function in society while their ear is on the phone. Apparently he knew the dangers of driving while holding a phone to your ear, so instead he drove with both hands and TILTED HIS HEAD to keep the phone on his shoulder. I am not even kidding you, he drove diagonally and rolled in and out of his lane the entire way to school.
I'm seriously considering never leaving my house again.