Well up until my cousin was born we had normal names in our family...and my uncle named him Colton....Hello! That is a city name...and sickening enough they don't live that far from that city.
As for names that are messed up...did anyone see from the link, "Blondquita"? WTF is that? My mom had a secretary named Aquanetta, and a client of hers was named Phat Bui. (Pronounced fat boy) I didn't believe her until she had me call his voicemail and I just about died. I'd mention the names of my BFs fraternity brother's GF...but I don't know if any of her sisters or people post here, so no...but suffice to say her mom gave her and her two sisters total porn names.
I've got some students with bizarre names, it will get better every year I am sure.
