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I am dedicating this to all my harem sisters, because I think some of y'all might be needing this right now. Stay strong, I love you girls!
"Idiot Boyfriend" Jimmy Fallon
I know what you want
And I know what you need
But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, 'cause I'm an idiot
And I'm your boyfriend, yes, I am.
And I'm gonna take you out,
And leave my wallet home
Then I'll use your cell phone, baby,
Long distance, and I'm your boyfriend.
Baby I know
I'm a man who's made mistakes
I've still got some learning to do
I made out with your best friend the other day
And now, we're best friends too!
Yeeeeeeah
And I know what you want
And I know what you need
And I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, 'cause I'm an idiot
And I'm your boyfriend, yes, I am.
And I'm gonna get you a gift
But it's something I like too
Hope you like this Norelco beard trimmer,
Has my name on it, and I'm your boyfriend.
I'm gonna get real drunk and call my baby up,
at 4 o'clock in the morning!
Wake you up
I'm an idiot
Pick up the phone
Come on
Now look, let's get in my dad's SUV,
And we'll go over to my house, my crib, my pad
I'll tell my mom to go to sleep
Then we'll have the living room all to ourselves, you see.
We'll put on some great DVD's I picked up
How about, like, something like the Matrix?
I can turn my boom-box up, and make the bass
Smack the side of my momma's couch (yeah!)
Hey baby, you like fine cooking? (yeah!)
'Cause you know what?
I got a Swansons dinner in the freezer
With your name on it
Check it out
Yeah
I've got a permanent wave, yeah.
I got an Ogilvie home perm, baby.
I honk the horn.
Can you honk the horn?
Can you honk the horn?
Let me hear ya honk it.
Come on.
And let me hear you say uh - uh. (Yeah)
Let me hear you say uh - uh - uh. (Yeah)
Let me hear you say uh - uh.
Let me hear you say uh - uh - uh - uh - uh - uh.
Oh - oh Yeah!
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