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You know you are a ghetto Christian when......

you attend a church event and there is the club picture background on the back wall (you know the ones, airbrushed pictures and people go and have their pictures taken, jail pose and all....)

you are tipping out to the bar at the wedding reception next door

you actually get mad because the mimosas have non-alcoholic champagne in them

the music department director tries to slip a little funk in the dinner music

(sidebar: my church had an appreciation celebration for our pastor last night at a local ballroom and there was a wedding reception in the room next door to ours and there also was a charity ball in another ballroom as well)