Prowling over the tundra, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh AlphaGamDiva! And she gives a cruel bellow:
"As sure as predators devour prey, I plunder faster than the super-flu!!"
also this one:
Running along the freeway, wielding a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Monica! And she gives a mighty scream:
"I'm seriously going to beat you so utterly, you will see ultraviolet!!!"
BWAHAHAHAA!!!