[sageofages]

ROTFLMAO!!!!


This is absolutely hilarious!!!!!

Originally posted by ThetaGrrl
Me:
"I'm going to dye my hair black. It will uber be cool, and I will wear my emo glasses and look mod."

My hair:
"Muahahah! You now look goth!!"

My *so-called* friend says:
"Oh, not a big deal! Just bleach it! The black will come right out!"

Me:
"Wow, super great idea! I will do that today!" ("Today" being St. Patricks day, when there are parties everywhere)

So I bleach my hair...

My Hair:
"I am going to stay black, and turn brown, red, green, orange, banana yellow, and white! But not in streaks, oh no! In spots! Like a leopard!"

Lady at Sally Hansen Beauty Supply when I pull my hat off:
<her eyes get horribly big, and she can't stop staring at me>
"Holy shit, what on earth did you do?" and then "You are going to have to bleach it completely, but if it gets rubbery, stop immediately, or it will *all fall out*!"

Me:
<in tears> "What in the hell was I thinking?"

My hair:
"Yes, what in the hell were you thinking?"

So, I finally got it all blonde, and put some brown over it. It was never the same. I finally got it professionally done, and it all grew out, after I cut it several times.

**I don't dye my hair anymore!**