[Rain Man]

Tonight's (2/12) ep was probably THE most dramatic, fight-to-the-finish ep I have seen to date. I will give you a very brief lowdown.

Tonight's ep involved the teams offering ideas to 5 celebrities to be auctioned at Sotheby's, all proceeds of which will go to charity. The team that gets the highest combined bid total wins.

The ideas and creativity flowed, and the auction was tit for tat. Even I could not predict the actual outcome, but it was VERY exciting. The result: Versacorp $40K, Protege $35K, which meant Omarosa as project manager would have to face Mr. Trump with her colleagues.

BTW, no reward for the winning team tonight, b/c Mr. Trump rightly said that giving back to your community serves as it own reward. How true, how true.

Anyway, most of the boardroom discussion centered around Omarosa, Jessie, and Heidi. The clencher was that Omarosa said that Heidi had no class, and Heidi was agreeing until Mr. Trump got offended and said why would you let anyone disrespect you like that? Mr. Trump got stuck on this area for a good three minutes until he asked O. to pick the two weakest links, which were, you guessed it, Heidi and Jessie. (note: I am pretty sure that Kwame and Troy are no longer phased at going to the boardroom, having had to meet Mr. Trump EVERY SINGLE TIME. I think the shock wore off at least two shows ago).

At this point I was SO sure that O. was going to get booted, I was shouting, "DARN, DARN, DARN!!!" during the entire commercial break.

But the silver bullet came after the show came back on: Donald actually called out Jessie for not standing up to O. sooner and letting O. dog her out constantly. Because she was a weakling that didn't stand up for herself when the situation demanded it, she was FIRED!!

I was literally lying on the floor clutching my chest in relief, sighing, "Be still, my beating heart". That was a VERY close one, even for me.

Note: O. better watch herself in the upcoming weeks, or she is gonna get that infamous Sam look on her face (j/k, O is my girl FO' REAL!!)

There's gon' be some hot mess up in heah in the upcoming weeks, so STAY TUNED!