Choir rehersal had to end early because someone broke a window to get into the church because the police was chasing him.
The whole dog on church COLLAPSES because it was in such bad shape. Thankfully the new church was already built and no one was in the old church.
Church members were persuaded to increase their offerings because the pastor needed dental work.
Ahhh...those were the days, I need to go back there one Sunday.