The Stumbling Buffalo.

We had naming rules for bars in our chapter. If your house or apartment had a bar, you had to follow the naming formula:

adjective + mammal

We had the,

Dirty Weasel
Moody Marmot
Sly Beaver
Mucky Duck
Stumbling Buffalo

Yeah, i know a duck's not a mammal, but they had one of those duck phones that would quack instead of ring, so it was kind of a given.

Kitso
KS 361 times i'd announce at the end of chapter, Tuesday Night Quarters at the Buffalo!