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Originally posted by MaMaBuddha:
here are some more that popped up:
--If a man speaks and there is no women there to hear him, is he still wrong?
--If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
--If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
--Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
--Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
--If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
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* Why do they put Braille on ANY ATM machine? If you can't read the screen, it's no use!
* Why do people get on the expressway and drive SLOW (i.e., anything under speed limit when not in rush hour traffic) in the FAST lane? Get the HELL over to the RIGHT!
* Why do people call you from a blocked phone number and when they get the Privacy Manager, not say anything when it asks who's calling? Like you're REALLY going to answer phone then!
* Why do guys ask you, "Can I be your friend?" after you've given them every excuse in the book for not being able to talk to them (i.e., "I got a man", "I don't give my number out", "I don't take numbers", "I'm a lesbian", etc, etc)?
If I really wanted to be your friend, would I be spittin' excuses like that? Think about it!
Okay, I think that's it for now. (WHEW, glad I got that off my chest)
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