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Old 05-27-2001, 12:21 AM
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Okay...You know how in school they taught you things that "just is"? Well, i was always the one who asked why

1) Algebra: Why is it that a negative times a negative equals a positive. If I don't have something and I don't have it multiple times, then I shouldn't have that something, not have it! If anyone can send me a proof I would appreciate it...and please don't tell me it's because it just is...I want to know why, thanx.

2) Why is it that ONLY during your senior year in college, the stupid school wants to make your life as difficult as possible? Ex: Hold on your records, hold your diploma because of $0.75 of overdue books, a hold on records due to housing fees, etc.

3) Why is it that when doing homework, you stand up to get a snack and the pencil/pen that you were using ACTUALLY disappears. For real, I can never find it ever again after looking everywhere!

4) Why do some grandparents speak LOUDER on the phone when they know it's a long-distance call...(even after my mom tells her that I can still hear her, my grandma STILL speaks loud! lol.

5) Why is it that when your grade is SOOO close to the higher grade in the class, you always miss it by just ONE point!!! "Oh , Dang! If I could have just done this, or this, should have done that, etc."

6) Why do you drive in a parkway and park in a driveway???

7) How come RIGHT AFTER you go shopping and spend a good amount of your nice little pay check, something ALWAYS happens and then you needed that money you JUST spent?

8) Why does the universe has mostly "circular" objects? Why arent't they triangles or squares, or pentagons?

9)If a tree falls in the middle of the woods and there is none there to hear the tree fall, does the tree still make a sound?

10) Last but not least, when you experience "deja vu," is there really a "glitch in the system"? (LOL! For those of you who watched "The Matrix") No really, did you really do that before or was it just your mind?



[This message has been edited by D.COM (edited May 26, 2001).]
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