I am over here dying laughing at everyone's lists!

Too many of those situations are familiar.
Here's one (that just happened to me today):
Don't you hate it when you go to get your hair done and it takes
three and a half hours!!! You think you will make it out of there in a decent period of time, but that goes out the window when the hairdresser starts working on 6 heads at one time!!!!
B.N.
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"We must combine the toughness of the serpent with the softness of the
dove, a tough mind with a tender heart."
-- Martin Luther King, Jr.