You'll are straight trippin cause I am sitting here at work crying!!! Okay here is mine.
(1) Don't you hate it when a white person comes up to you and ask you how you get your hair like that
(2) When a white person ask you if you know somebody that is black just because your black
(3) When a bill collector calls you and tell you they haven't received your payment yet and you want to tell them take a number
(3)When someones breathe is on FIRE and you offer them a piece of gum and they say no thank you
(4) When a sista wears sandles and her ankles are ashy
(5) When a sista tries to wear a french manicure on her toenails and the toenails are longer than the fingernails
(6) When a classmate of yours don't study and complain about the professor being to hard
(7) When a person has food stamps and then pull out a credit card to pay for the non-food items
(8) When women refer to the father of their children as "my babies daddy"
(9) When some big, grown ass person at work did the #2 and forgot to flush the toilet!!
(10) When someone, who has a returned check, is holding up the line arguing with the manager that their check is "good" now
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