OK, I know this thread is old but it deserves a revival. I was sitting here stressing over a project when I decided to take a break and read through some old posts I may have missed. These were HILARIOUS! Let's see if I can add some:
Don't you hate it when:
1. Your spouse lets out a "silent killer" and then wants to get romantic. UUUGGGHHH! You stink. Get AWAY from me! Go check yo' draws!
2. People not only have their cell phones ON in the theatre, but want to answer it when it rings, then hold a loud A$$ conversation. Like: "Hey girl. What's up with you. Oh, nothing. I'm just at the show with ManMan. Scary movie. Yeah girl, this isht is funny as hell..." (you're silently praying, Lord please let her battery die)
3. When waiterstaff KNOW their tip is going to be included on the bill so they give you triflin' service. Uhhmm, hello, can I have some water. I'm dying here.
4. When GDIs ask when your chapter is having recruitment. This is NOT the army, although we ARE all we can be!
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