Ladies, I am laughing my black ass off...(to hell with the acronyms)!!! Tears are literally running down my face! BklynDelta, now you are a TRUE NEW YORKER!#2 on your list is the funniest of all. It always starts out with that one tourist breathing all in your face...and then...as if the subway map is too technical for them to understand, they have to call over like two more of their family members who all act like you're completely invisible. I think I have more beef with the people on the buses.
Don't you just hate it when...it's like pouring...your bus finally arrives...you avoid closing your umbrella until the last possible second so you don't get soaked...and when it's finally your turn to board the bus, you close the umbrella (risking that 2 or 3 seconds of getting wet), but there's always that fool right in front of you (whose already on the bus, mind you), who doesn't have their token/change/metrocard ready. They just stand there completely blocking the entrance, like fumbling idiots. I'm like, HEY BUDDY! STEP ASIDE!!! Other people do want to get on. What about the people that get on the bus and talk mad loud on their cell phones? oooh! That is so annoying!
CrimsonTide4, you aint NEVER lied! I hate people who call to talk about nothing. And whenever you're like "O.k, let me go girl. I have to start my dinner". They say o.k., then bring up a whole new conversation. What about when you're asleep and some fool calls at like 2 in the morning and asks "Did I wake you?" Gee, what tipped you off? The raspy sound of my voice? The fact that it's 2 in the dam morning?
Gina_lynn, you are too crazy girl! That's my pet peeve too!
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