HC My uncle isn't talking to me right now?
HC it's because he asked me to babysit and I asked for how long?
HC he got mad because I was putting him on a time frame
HC he said I'll just let your aunt ( his sister) baby sit?
HC I said "let, don't you mean ask"?
HC he said "I know she'll watch them"
HC I told him "she probably will but you said let like it's a privilege to watch your kids"
HC One kid is bad as hell, one wants to be a woman and the other is a thief?
HC the thief stole all of my super bubble bubble gum on Good Friday?
HC I know it's just gum, but it's the principle of it?
HC I was about to call the church Easter morning and get them out of Sunday school when I found out what happened?
HC The next time she came over, she didn't have money for candy so she snuck into my medicine cabinet and stole/ate 18 of my strawberry flavored Hall's vitamin C drops to get her sugar fix?
HC now I pat her down when I'm giving her a hug goodbye?
HC the guy I wanna get with is married?
HC we've been flirting back and forth for the past year
HC He told me he cheated on his wife over a year ago
HC I'm upset it wasn't with me?
HC I'm gonna get with him one of these days, even if I have to kidnap him?
