Can I just say about the manly woman - - Okay, it's true, she had a DEEP-AZZ voice, but DAYUM!!!!! How you gon' be on NATIONAL tv and tell some story about someone calling your house and asking for Ivan and being like "I'm not Ivan, I swear"..

Soooooo not feelin' that.
ETA: Route 66 girl: YOWWW!!!