I was doing inventory at Fashion Bug last Sunday with a friend of mine, Cassandra. Cassandra and I were the only two people that were doing inventory that weren't regular employees or relatives. I was asking one girl about a guy she worked with at her other job and I said "Is he still there??".
Her: "Nope".
Me: "No?? Why not??"
Her: "His Wife made him quit"
Me: "What??"
Her: "His Wife made him quit"
Girl on other side of me: "Yeah, his WIFE made him quit" (very sarcastically.)
Cassandra: "Why would his wife make him quit??"
Me: "Dude, his wife's PSYCHO!"
Girl on other side of me: "
Excuse me??! I'M his wife!!!! "
Me:

"Well, I just heard that. It was just something I heard!!"
I mean really folx - - WHAT do you say to that?? I had heard from the guy's friend that the guy's wife was psycho; I heard this a long time ago...And OBVIOUSLY I didn't know that was her.... Until Sunday. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
edited because I can't type