I was confused too, but I haven't seen Oprah in a dog's age.
My list:
Flannel jammie pants from Target (before they put the @#$% drawstring in)
Mad Mex spicy shrimp burritos
Revlon nail polish
BBW Body Cream (winter skin - yuk!)
Club Monaco mild facial scrub
Nars Orgasm blush
Law & Order reruns w/ Chris Noth (the reruns are on tape, I guess they are a thing
)
Extra pillows
Fresh sheets
Land's End all weather moccasins