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			In my 3rd grade class, we had April, May, June, September, Spring, and Autumn - all girls.  
 
In high school I had a Hye Yu, pronounced "Hey, You!" in my class.  
 
Mr. BetaRose went to high school with a Candy Cherry. Candy, not Candace, was her actual name. 
 
Working at housing, we mailed out applications for all incoming freshman, and we got to see some of the most awful names. One of the worst we saw was a girl named Porpiglia. Then there was Randy Hand. Why would you subject a child to a life of masturbation jokes? 
 
As for normal names that I would never give a child: 
Benjamin 
Linda 
Steve 
Tina 
Jamie 
Candace 
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