I'm with all you guys.
Some names should just be BANNED! Bertha is a pretty good example! I don't know why, but Penny bothers me.
For guys-Dick for obvious reasons. Once I met a guy named Pud. Where I came from, it meant the same thing as Dick.
He was Hubby's fraternity brother. I never could look him in the eye and say his name-I always started laughing. I'm laughing now just remembering it!