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I sponsor a girl from one of those lesser developed countries through some Save-The-Kids fund . . where out of every dollar I give 90 cents goes to paying administrators or feeding their Spokes People . .. Anyway This was my holiday Letter:
Dear ______
I am so glad to hear you are doing well! I am sorry to hear about the Drought and Famine that your nation is going through. Its been completely hectic here. I was planning a serious party fopra friend of mine and there were so many details.
It took forever to get the pool drained of all the excessive water. And then it rained and rained. I didn';t think the weather was ever going to dry out for the party! Luckily it finally did and everyone had a great time. But the clean-up! My God, the mess was totally out of this world. The sheer volume of food we had to throw away was amazing. It was a mess we had to fight the neighborhood dogs off.
The picture I enclosed is my friends splashing in the pool, in the background you can see the huge stuffed pig oin the buffet table.
Anyway, I hope you continue to do well.
Best,
James
PS. Did you like the comb I sent you?
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