LOL at DORITO!!!
There is a radio personality in Los Angeles named Nautica.
I've heard stories about a kid being named "Usnavy" (read: US NAVY) and another one named "Telezfono" (too close to "telefono" for my tastes). I also know a guy who is in a fraternity with the nickname "Gammas" and his little brother's real name is "Gamma."
My mom told me one about a child named "Female" (pronounced "Fee-malee"). When the mother was asked where she got that name, she said "oh, the hospital chose it for her. It was written on the paperwork."
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