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The one that always makes our family laugh is one from my oldest sister's friend. She's a very nice lady, but kind of considers herself (and her husband and 3 kids) an honorary family member. She invited herself (and her husband and 1 kid) to my middle sister's baby shower last year the day of the shower--which was a 3 hour drive away from where they live!
Her's are classic though. Short, choppy, misspelled sentences going on about each kid, each accomplishment, each mundane detail (one year she went into great detail about her gall bladder surgery) set in about 9-point type, filling up an entire page. It's one of the most painful things I've ever seen a college graduate write! [example: Suzy is 8. Suzy is in 3rd grade. She likes dolls. She got a doll for her birthday. Suzy likes dance. and on and on and on. . .] The lady would definitely benefit from a few sessions with Schoolhouse Rock!
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It's gonna be a hootenanny.
Or maybe a jamboree.
Or possibly even a shindig or lollapalooza.
Perhaps it'll be a hootshinpaloozaree. I don't know.
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