I really get annoyed when people, after asking how long my boyfriend and I have been dating, ask "Do you think that ya'll will get married?"

No. I've been dating him for three years, but there is no possible way that I could ever be committed to him. (Edit: This is sarcasm.....

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The other things that really bother me are really silly.
I hate drawers that don't close all of the way because they are too full. I also can't stand teeny little pieces of clothing hanging out of said drawers. I will walk in a room and immediately tuck in these little snippets in order to shut the drawer.
I also hate "ring around the toilet" For goodness sakes, people, a toilet brush and bottle of Comet are not that expensive. Please use them at least twice a month!!! (My boyfriend is so guilty of this!!!)