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Old 12-04-2000, 07:03 PM
REALITYBLACK
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oh me oh my! which one am I WILLING to admit.......
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Well let's see...At this time I, along with two of my friends whom we will call lady and female were visiting one of my other friends at another college. I can't recall where we were coming from but it was the winter time, the ground was covered with ice and snow...and there we were trying to be cute dressed in those wide spandex/lycra/ polyester wide bottom pants in various colors with complementing shirts, leather coats, and those ittle thin gloves and scarves,with our black patent leather go-go boots (those were in style again) and we had just gotten out of the car and were walking together across the parking lot to get to my friends dorm. LADIES.. I SAW IT COMING!!! There was a big patch of ice on the ground..and I tried to find a way around it. I felt deep down in my bones that I was going to bust my A$# if I tried to walk over it. but I couldn't find away around so I kept on walking. Finally, we got to the ice and we all started tip toeing across it..praying "GOD PLEASE don't let me fall....as soon the prayer left my heart I felt my right foot slip I thought "NO!!!" so I fought it... and I got my balance back then my left foot slipped... as soon as I tried to get my balance back my right foot starting slipping again...by then my friends were looking at me along with some people in the parking lot.
NO one would help me because they didn't want to fall so they just watched me like I was a court jesture or something. Then the worst happened..both of my feet starting sliding TOGETHER back and forth....it happened about three times I looked like I was getting the crap shook out of me. I began to say oh S#*T! but before I could get the oh out both of my feet gave one final slide and slipped right across the iv=ce and I flew up in the air for what felt like an eternity and landed on my knees then as i tried to get up I slipped again and fell right on my behind..becausemy butt is flat I had NO kind of padding and it hurt like hell. EVERYONE in the parking lot hd stopped what they were doing and were looking, pointing, and laughing at me including my friends I was hurt and devistated....
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