MaMaBuddha: I have so many, but here's one that I'll share.
On day during lunch (very busy) I went to Subway, to get a sub, well anyway as I'm telling the guy (a teenager) what I wanted on my sandwich I noticed that he was blushing and not making eye contact with me. When I made it to the register to pay, the guy (another teenager) behind the register told me that my BLOUSE WAS OPEN!!!!
My second button had come undone and I didn't know it!!! I was sooooooo embarrassed, so I said "thank you" , grabbed the front of my blouse and got out of there with the quickness.
By the time I made it to my car, I was falling over laughing thinking about how I had flashed those poor innocent children!
[This message has been edited by Mz. Sports Luva (edited November 30, 2000).]