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Dead Man's Dangling Legs Greet Couple
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SANTA FE, N.M. (Reuters) - A New Mexico couple returned home from a week-long vacation to find the legs of a dead man dangling from their ceiling, police said.
The man was identified as Carl Smith, 81, and he was the former husband of the woman who lived in the home, said Trish Ahrensfield, a spokeswoman for the Albuquerque police.
"He was stuck in an air conditioner duct," Ahrensfield said, adding a cause of death has not yet been determined.
Police said it appears the man was trying to break into the home from the roof and died while attempting to get in through the air conditioner duct.
The couple, who were not identified, said their home was cold when they returned on Tuesday and they went to the bathroom to see if the heater had been shut off. When they looked up, they saw the legs hanging from the ceiling.
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TOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!
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....There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is
But it's been there all day long
It's tucked up real tightly in the fireplace
And what that funny smell
Such a big disgrace
There's something stuck up in the chimney
and it doesn't say a word
And it'll be here every Christmas *repeat this line by whistling*
*Repeat above verses, substituting day for week, month and year accordingly*
Thanks to the Bob Rivers Comedy Group for coming up with a song strangely appropriate for an occasion as this.