...but I met Dwight Phillips in Las Vegas last month. He's an Olympic athlete! He was a real sweetheart and definitely not like the other sleazy guys that tried to get on my friend and I. We talked for hours and at first, I wasn't sure if he was telling the truth, so I Googled him when I got home and it was him!

He is the current Long Jump World Champion.
He's the one on the right: