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Originally posted by Sugar_N_Spice
Have you ever been caught having sex (or in the "aftermath" of having sex) by someone (roommate, family, etc.)???
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The Aftermath... girl, yes! Me and the ex had his apartment to ourselves one night, so we christened the living room. As we lay there in the glow, we hear the key turn in the lock. We BOOKED upstairs!! (lol, i ain't said BOOKED in a minute, lol) Not long after that, I guess we didn't learn our lesson. We always wanted something to eat or drink afterwards, so one day when we are over there home alone again, we go down to the kitchen afterwards. But we go down there naked. Damn if his roommate and his roommate's girlfriend didn't come home at that exact moment. We heard the key turn and screamed DON'T OPEN THE DOOR!!! I ran upstairs first, then the ex, but the roommate still saw the naked arse of the ex. Good times...
Have you ever needed the Heimlich (sp?) performed on you?