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Originally posted by ZTAngel
I met a guy at Publix yesterday too! Except I'm not single.
So, I'm on my cell phone with my friend and he walks by me. I look at him and I whisper into the phone, "Oh my God, the hottest guy just walked by me."
I'm in the Seafood department and he's at the deli. They're in close proximity. I see him out of the corner of my eye looking over at me. I brush it off. I was definitely not looking cute. I had on a Juicy baby tee, jeans, make up that hadn't been touched up since I left for work at 7:30am, and my hair thrown up in a bun.
I walking through the store and every time I would see him down one of the aisles, we would look at each and I'd would just melt. SO HOT! He had light brown/dark blonde hair and bright blue eyes. He was muscular. He was about 5'10 which is a little short for me.  (like cashmoney, I have height requirements)
I go to check out and there's a whole bunch of lanes open but he chooses mine. I'm all nervous. Man I'm a dork! I bought an 18-pack of Miller Light for the New Years party my friend is throwing. I load it up onto the conveyor belt and that's what he says to me in the most amazing accent, "You like American beer?" I laughed a little and said, "I like it because it's cheap." He started commenting about how the groceries stores in the US are "different". I asked where he was from and he told me Italy. AHHHHHH!!!!! A hot, foreign guy with a cute accent! As all my girls know, it doesn't get any better than that. Especially Italian guys as they're infamous for being...um...great in bedroom exercises. So, he's going on and on about how the groceries stores in Italy are open-air markets and how the food is fresh. I'm pretending to be all enthralled in what he was saying but I was actually just staring at his beautiful face and hot body. He told me that he was here in Orlando studying at UCF for a semester. Then he asked, "Can I take you out sometime?" I had to let him know I had a boyfriend. Stuff like this NEVER happened when I was single. I must really love my boyfriend to turn down a guy who was that gorgeous!
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I just got back to the states and had to go to publix for food. I was wearing these new diamond studs I got for xmas. This chick came in who was about 5'10 or 5'11 with light blonde hair, blue/green eyes and was wearing a skirt with a shirt that looked like it came from express. I thought she was really hot, she looked like she had C boobs. I was walking down an ailse and she came down the same one. As she got closer to me she slowed down her walk and looked over at me.....I looked the other way and acted like i wasnt paying attention to her. I dipped out in a different direction trying to dodge her ass but then somehow we ended up together at the wine and cheese. I was looking for a Merlot to have with dinner tonight and so was she. She looked over at me and smiled, I smiled and gave her my "whats up" look. Thats when she said she was looking for a wine for dinner and didnt know much about the Reds. I filled her in and then dipped out in the opposite direction. I went to the seafood place and was waiting for the guy to help me. All of a sudden I noticed all the employees looking in my direction, I turned around and she was there right beside me. She smiled again and told me I looked like phucking Justin Timberlake. I told her its the earrings and she started laughing. I looked around and all the men were checking her out, even the guys who were with their wives. So I order my scallops from the meat man and while he was getting it she told me that she loves scallops. She asked me if I knew a good way to cook them ( I know how to make them in 6 different dishes ). I told her maybe and if I saw her in publix next sunday around the same time I might tell her if she's lucky. She started laughing and said "Maybe, if you're lucky". After that I grabbed my scallops and walked off like a bad a$$. The employees had that on "Damn, that b!tch is a pimp" look on their faces. It was so tight.
Craig