[tld221]

to the girl who doesnt know when she had too much to drink: get you loud ass up off the floor! you make all of us look bad. its not cute when you came to the club lookin good with your friends and you leave with vomit coming out your mouth and taking nonsense. and you make me have a bad night. get it together for the 04!

to random people who ask to use my cell phone: not my fault that your t-mobile/sprint/att piece of crap phone does not work, or youre waiting for your (3rd) replacement phone to come in. and dont tell me "itll take like 2 seconds" cause you take forever and a day to say nothin!

to roommates with no home training: is it too much to ask to wash the dishes and not leave food and/or grease on them? or how about taking your nasty hair out the drain? them blonde strands aint mine! said the black chick with the braids...

to black folks: can we stop singing the "black" version of "happy birthday?" after two rounds, its over. dead. done.

to black teachers: do the damn thang! youre much needed out here!

to folks who think theyve hit their low: it aint ova! trust me it gets better. maybe its god, maybe its luck. whatever you believe in, it gets better.

to every1 who spent wayyyy too much this christmas: move ova and lemme get a seat!

to them 40 year old men in the club: i just found out my uncle bunny is a regular at the shadow--the hard way! fellas, keep it movin! why you think we call yall nasty, greasy perverted old men?

to straight black men: where the hell are you? 8 million people in this city and i cant find any of you. you damn sure dont go to nyu. are you even in school? if you are, keep on... same applies if youre working and taking care of your kids (and that means more than sending babymama a check every 2 weeks!)