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My senior year in college, my sister-daughter (Angela) and I were tired of fraternity mixers but they were mandatory so we HAD to go. There was one fraternity guy there who had been a senior when I pledged, so he had been around for at least 7 years and was STILL IN SCHOOL. He was quite drunk at this mixer and when he came over to talk to me, he said "Oh, are you still in school?". I looked at Angela and she looked at me and I said "No, we're alum now! We're both married". He was like "Oh my gosh! I had no idea!". Then Angela pipes up and says "And I'm expecting" and rubs her belly. The very drunk fraternity guy gets this panicked look and says "Can I get you some milk?". LMAO.. it was too funny.
After that, we got into the habit of going to parties and making up outrageous stories to tell to the drunks to get their reactions.
Dee
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