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OK here are mine:
(1) Bad teeth. Scientists and doctors invented flouride, toothpaste, toothbrushes, dentists, and orthodontists. Please take advantage of the services in which dentists and orthodontists provide and spare a few bucks on the flouride, toothpaste, and toothbrush. It's just that simple.
(2) Shirts that bear the mid-drift. I don't care if you're in the 100 lbs. range or the 200 lbs. range. DON'T wear these shirts! I don't care if you're anorexic, have a feminine 6-pack, or are overweight. It is NOT a fashion statement in the least.
(3) Low ride bluejeans. I don't care if you're able to pull them off or not. I am not pleased in the slightest to see your panties. I can't pull them off because I don't want to show my hiney. It is not attractive on my part or your part to show your panties or butt due to low ride jeans or pants.
(4) Unkempt fingernails and toenails. There are nail files, polish, and manicurists and pedicurists. Take advantage of them.
(5) Nasty appearance. This includes nasty hair, skin, and BO. Take a bath.
(6) People who have acne. GO TO THE DERMATOLOGIST! or use some acne cream. It's in your local CVS, Walgreens, and Eckerds. Heck you can go to your favorite department store and get some.
(7) Trailors/Trailor parks. Ya'll I hate them. Best explanation: I live in South Carolina. Enough said.
(8) Yellow Cars, Monte Carlos and El Dorados. They are the most redneck, tackiest cars placed on this earth. Have some class. Don't buy a yellow car, a Monte Carlo, or an El Dorado.
(9) Scuffed up shoes, especially white ones. Get some shoe shiner and use it before wearing shoes if they're scuffed.
(10) Paisley blouses. No one looks good in Paisley.
(11) Women who don't blouse their blouses out just a tad and then proceed to wear their pants to the middle of their stomach. Pure tackiness.
(12) High water pants. Tall women, get the right length.
(13) Short people who wear their pants too long. The keyword here is: "hem". I know how hard it is to find short enough pants but there comes a time when one has to improvise. If you can't sew then take the pants to a tailor/seamstress. Sometimes the dry cleaners are able to do it.
(13) White socks with dark shoes and vice versa. This doesn't need an explanation.
(14) No more Garden Botanika stores. I know there is the online store but you have to pay shipping.
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