None of these were me, I swear.
So freshman year of college, two of my (drunk in the afternoon) wing-mates decide to take out the boxes from Leah's brand new computer. Rather than go down the stairs carrying them, they decide to go box-sledding. However, they can't just go box sledding - they have to DRESS UP. They put on wifebeaters, hats, scarfs, mittens, and J-Lo sunglasses, then successfully sled down 3 flights of stairs. They're almost all the way outside when they bump into our RD, who sees them just chillin in their boxes. She asks what's going on and they say "Dude, we got a DELL!"
My other highlight would have to come from last night - one of my friends was complaining about sequels to movies for some unknown reason, and was like "Die Hard 999999, Born Again with a Vengeance, blah blah blah - What's next, Paycheck: Deposited?"