Two things that happened on my recent trip to NYC...we were in Times Square at Sephora...my friends and I were quite tipsy from being at a really nice italian restuarant and having lots of wine-- but anyway one of the people working there was telling us about the time his brother threw a party and had $500 cash on his dresser, along with a flat screen tv, dvds, dvd player and other expensive electronics lying openly around. (First off, thats just stupid if he throws a party). However, all the ended up stealing were his Polo socks! What the heck! So my friend Justin goes: "Well, if he leaves $500 on the dresser while throwing a big party, he's asking for his socks to get stolen" It was so funny at the time, we were cracking up.
The other funny thing that happened was my friend Alex and I got back from being out and wanted to go out again because we weren't really tired. It was about 2amish and we had been drinking and here's how our convo went:
Me: It's 2am, nothings open now in Times Square
Him: Things are open, lets just go, cmon!!
Me: Like what? What is open?
Him: YES IT IS!!!!
it was so funny, but now that I read this, ya'll may not think so, but I guess it was one of those you-had-to-be-there type of thing.
But of course, the universal best drunken line ever is....
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am!!!!!!"
Happy New Year everyone!
