Haha...
Well, I tend to say WEEEEEIRD stuff when I'm tipsy.
One night we were drinking in a friend's room before heading to the Pike party, and someone mentioned that this girl was gonna be there...and I happen to really dislike this girl. Don't wanna use her real name...let's call her Jane. So I look to my friend Jared and said, "Jared, can we just accidentally set Jane on fire?: What the crap was I thinking?!
Another time, while drunk, I was on the top bunk of a friend's bed eating a bag of microwave popcorn. I started pouring the popcorn all over the floor exclaiming, "I can make it snow! I HAVE THE POWER!!!!"