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I was really drunk one night, and my roommate came back from a bar with two of our friends. And one was this guy Bob that I've known for like a year and when he came in I was like "what's your name?" to him and he was like "you know my name" and I was like no I don't" so he told me his name was Bob and we all just sat and chilled in our common room and then about 5 minutes later I tried to "introduce" myself again to him, and I asked him what his name was and he was like "just call me Ray." So then my roommate was talking to him and she said something to him and she called him Bob and I got so confused and he goes to her "Masha is soo drunk" and in response to him I go "you think I'm drunk?! your name is Bob and you're telling people to call you Ray!!!"
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