These are my top three condiments, in order of liking:

1. Ketchup
-- I hate the taste of meat, so when I have to eat meat, it's a
must.
2. Honey Mustard
-- It's a chicken must!
3. French Dressing
-- I hate the rest of the dressings because they contain too
much of everything else. They're too chunky. I also hate
Ranch dressing (I know every Southerner is going to shoot
me for that and the fact that I hate Tabasco).