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Having just been to Austin over Thanksgiving... (Which was terrible, as I was wearing my A&M shirt)
(1) Texas is not the only state that was a country before becoming part of the US, and is not the only state that reserves the right to seceed from the Union. Hawaii was it's own nation, complete with it's own royal line.
(2) Not everyone that drives through Texas loves it. I still abhor Texas, and the conservative people that come out of it, with only 8th grade educations.
(3) What's up with giving every road three names? Mopak Dr. in Austin, also is Loop something or other, and also has a Farm Road number too.
(4) It's MESS WITH TEXAS, that's what the bumper sticker on my car says.
(5) Why on the Texas football schedule does it have when the Big XII championship is? It's not like you guys are gonna go.
(6) You state smells, and the wind blowing up here makes my state smell. Give your cattle a bath, and make laws about pollution.
(7) You aren't the only state to have special edition Ford F-150s and the like, Ford has Oklahoma editions too, and most of your Fords are made here in Oklahoma.
(8) What's with the egos? I mean, every state has it's ups and downs. I hate Oklahoma, except for Norman and Tulsa, but man, I REALLY HATE TEX-A$$. (P.S. That word should always be written upside down. Sometimes starting with an F and preceeded by the word tuck.)
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