Twas almost the night before Christmas, Kawanza Haunakkaua(?) and not a creature was stirring, not even that little rat eating my Friggen Cheese on the Counter that I left out!
Well, I am going to bed cause I know that the Fat Man aint going to Leave S--t cause I was well (?), I really was a GOOD BOY!
I do have a FirePlace but never leave a stocking cause I no the Sucka aint coming!
A well, it will soon be a New Year, and I can only Hope things will be better this time around! I Promise I will be a good Boy!
Well maybe, Just Maybe!
GOD BLESS OR WHOM EVER, TO EACH AND EVEYONE!