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Old 12-19-2003, 04:52 PM
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The US will adopt a market driven universal health care payment structure based on MSAs (medical savings acounts) that will prove to be wildly successful, and superior to the Canadian way.

French Canadians will successfully lead a successionist movement for Quebec. The rest of Canada will finally realize that they are really just Americans, and all of the remaining provinces will join an expanded USA. In this time, Puerto Rico and Guam will also become states.

The Americas will become the world's largest free trade area, with a population greater than that of China. Central American nations will begin to consolidate into a single larger nation.

Iraq will successfully transition into a democracy, spurring Egypt on to peacefully follow. Saudi Arabia will experience a violent revolution and the new government will be the Islamic Republic of Arabia. Pakistan, Iran and Syria will, through growing internal and regional pressure, transition into modern democracies. Afghanistan will remain a relatively screwed nation, but literacy will rise to a whopping 50%! Janine Garofalo will convert to Islam. Israel builds a 30' high wall, and grants Palestine independence. Palestine joins the EC. Israel joins NAFTA.

Pakistan and India resolve the Cashmir issue, and live in Peace. China almost starts a world war over Taiwan. That part of the world remains basically as is.

Africa will form a free trade area, but have little success moving forward until the EC removes agricultural subsidies. Africa will then become a boom region. France will go out of business. All will rejoice.

Pressures from nations that are not Belgium, France and Germany will prevent attempts to shift the international hegemonic structure that centers around the US, mostly because no one really likes the French or trusts the Germans.

Britney Spears will be tried for crimes against humanity. The War Against Terror will end when Osama bin Laden agrees to dismantle Al Qaeda, and provide a list of all people associated with Al Qaeda to the US. In exchange, Osama is granted amnesty. He joins up with Cher and they co-star in a show at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, where there is almost universal consensus that Osama sounds just like Sonny Bono with an accent.

Bill Clinton becomes CEO of a chain of used car dealerships. Hillary Clinton runs for President, but is assasinated by marxist-feminists.

Marijuana is legalized, and the prisons are emptied of non-violent offendors and filled with rapists and murderers. Crime begins to drop nationwide.

The US share of global GDP rises to 25% and all is well.

Last edited by PhiPsiRuss; 12-19-2003 at 04:57 PM.
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