HC I just came home for Christmas last night?
HC my parents bought a Christmas tree when I was home for Thanksgiving?
HC they were supposed to be decorating it?
HC that tree is still nekked?
HC me and ClassyMama were talking last night?
HC she started asking me about ClassyBoyfriend?
HC sometimes I think she likes him more than me?
HC she won't cook for nobody but him?
HC I have to beg and plead for a sandwich but when he comes around she starts roasting whole chickens with all the appropriate side dishes?
HC she's just showing off?
HC anyway, as we were talking about the BF, Mom comes out of nowhere saying "now you have to get him to want to marry you?
HC WHAT?
HC
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HC I can't even drink yet and already she's trying to send me down the aisle?
HC it's all my sisters' faults?
HC both of them are grown and single and Mom hates it?
HC neither of them are anywhere close to even having a man so marriage is not in their futures?
HC I know ClassyMama wants grandchildren but she's going to have to get them from somewhere else?
HC my factory won't be open for business any time soon?