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Originally posted by aurora_borealis
2) I unwrap the present, and no it was NOT a diamond tennis bracelet, a necklace, a watch, or even a damn keychain. It was a

PLASTIC FLIP UP BRISTLE HAIRBRUSH with a MIRROR ON THE BACK



I was his first girlfriend at age 23. He is now married to some girl that wore a tank top and didn't shave under her arms.

First girlfriend at age 23?? Sorry you had to find out the hard way. Oh well, good riddance.

EEEEWWWWWWW @ the hairy armpit girl.