HC I feel bad for Ideal08?
HC I can't believe the BestBuy guy told you something like that?
HC He was probably 17 and didn't know his head from his arse?
HC You want me to jump him?
HC I never said anything to my bf about his Internet history?
HC We just met in September?
HC I figure I'll just see how things play out?
HC I'm still gon' have one eye on him, though...
HC I am so broke that I wish Santa DID exist so I could put gifts for other people on my list?
HC I thought about sending Christmas cards to my loved ones with a copy of my tuition bill tucked ever so lovingly inside. :P
HC Along with it would be a little note that reads, "Although I have the spirit of giving, this is why I do not have the means to. Merry Christmas!"
HC I thought that might be a little bit tacky....
HC I plan to start my shopping on Thursday (see: payday)?
HC I was riding down the highway with another Soror last night?
HC We saw a head hanging out the front passenger window of a PT Cruiser?
HC I thought it was a dog at first?
HC We realized it was a woman?
HC She was throwing up and it was streaked along the ENTIRE SIDE of the car?
HC I thought it was racing decals at first?
HC I would have been pissed if I was the owner of that car?
HC We couldn't help but crack up?