Wow, and I thought I embarrassed myself at my company holiday party! My experience wasn't nearly that embarrassing, but I'll share anyway. I was pretty drunk and was out dancing on the dance floor with a glass of wine in my hand. I dropped the glass and it shattered. Then I cut my hand open trying to clean it up, but was so drunk that it didn't hurt, and of course I had to loudly tell everyone that it didn't hurt when they asked if I was okay
But really, I don't think too many people even noticed, so it wasn't that bad.