HC i am so
and
right now?
HC i found something unexpected in my car?
HC i dropped a soda can while driving, so i pulled over to clean up real quick... i reach under the passenger seat to feel if it spilled all the way down or just on the floor mat?
HC i felt something solid - NOT liquid - down there?
HC it was 2 DVDs under the passenger seat?
HC they were 2 ADULT ENTERTAINMENT dvds?
HC I DON'T RIDE RANDOM PEOPLE AROUND IN MY CAR?
HC I have no CONCEPT of who in the hayle could have left them there?
HC i can't even remember the last time i picked someone up/dropped them off?
HC my driving days consist of going to campus and going home? MAYBE meeting someone for dinner or at the mall or something, but not "imma pick up pookie and ray ray and all 'nem and we're gonna go out"
HC I really need to do some investigating, but how do i go about it?
HC "are you missing any personal items? i found booty talk 22 under the passenger seat?"
HC what if my MAMA had happened to get in my car?
HC
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HC i am about to put my internet foot up someone's internet azz?
HC i am TIRED of someone NOT EVEN IN MY ORG speaking as if they know a, b, and c about MY org?
** edit**
HC just because YOU think your org has a similar purpose/structure/mission to mine, you are not authorized to speak for ME AND MINES?
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HC don't test me
HC pray my strength, cause i'm trying to be nice?
HC that is all, have a GREAT weekend everybody! Good luck on finals y'all that are in school, and safe travels!