View Single Post
  #5  
Old 12-12-2003, 05:58 PM
sugar and spice sugar and spice is offline
GreekChat Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 4,575
I remember seeing this webpage a long time ago and I love you guys so much that I found it again to show you:

http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Britney.html

Clearly Britney's boobs have changed size over time, going from small to big and back again, and then to big and if the pictures at the beginning of this thread, back to small at least that many times, if not more. Which kind of goes against the argument for implants because I doubt she's going back and forth to the surgeon every couple of months getting her implants removed and then put back in, removed and put back in.

I honestly think the implant rumor must have been started by horny male journalists or something because every girl knows that your breast size can change a LOT by any combination of the following factors:

- weight gain (Britney's weight theoretically has fluctuated between 105-140 pounds since "Hit Me Baby One More Time" was released, which could easily put you up a cup size or two -- and it's easy to see that Britney's clearly chunkier in the Jan 2001 picture than she was in the Mouseketeer picture)
- time of the month
- the type of bra you're wearing (sports bra versus push-up makes a huge difference)
- the cut and fit of your clothes
- push-up tape that a lot of celeb stylists use
- gel inserts and padding
- the way you're sitting (the infamous Rolling Stone pic where she's leaning forward pressing them together with her arms can make ANYONE'S look bigger)
- airbrushing, of course

Of course that doesn't mean that she hasn't gotten implants -- but I'm inclined to believe that she hasn't. The proof of it for me is in the bikini picture from Crossroads. Anybody's who's familiar with implants knows that only natural breasts flatten out like that while you're lying down -- even the most expensive implants will stay round, firm and beachball-esque when you get horizontal.

And seriously, I can't believe y'all just made me talk about Britney's boobs for that long.
Reply With Quote